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Carrie's Father
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool, says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plans for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: " DANGIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!" Related Articles: Champagne or Beer ? Date with Alex Dictionary of Dating Fabulous Blonde Fancy New Watch Going Down French Style! Heart Condition He Said, She Said  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
