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Honest Personals Ad
The Metro Times in the Detroit, MI area runs a competition for the best Personal Ad, and gives a $15 gift certificate to a local music store as the prize. This one won in the latest issue. I am black and a woman. With children being slaughtered in Rowanda, what difference does it make how big my breasts are, how long my legs are, or how much money you or I make? To hell with long walks, holding hands, candle lit dinners, and all of that other crap that people never continue doing after the first date anyway; that didn't even take place in Cinderella (I've seen the movie). If there is a man out there who: isn't a crackhead or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't have any kids, doesn't smoke, doesn't beat women, isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad, isn't a liar, isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while having sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex, likes having sex, CAN have sex, is not in jail, on probation, has a court date pending, isn't a misogynist, racist, classist, elitist, lawyer, politician, member of the military, policeman (Malice Green, Rodney King), bible boy, or a pompous ass. Call me!! What you have to be is HONEST, HONEST, HONEST!!! If you're out there, if you exist, call me. Please don't make me give up on men. Related Articles: Honey, my hands are freezing! In the beginning I recall my first time with a condom Letter For Dumping A Man Lottery Winner Marriage Advice by Kids Men vs Women Quickies New Software: GirlFriend 1.0  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
