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Honey, my hands are freezing!
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all of the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says "Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up." Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She smiles and says, "Darn Honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?" Related Articles: In the beginning I recall my first time with a condom Letter For Dumping A Man Lottery Winner Marriage Advice by Kids Men vs Women Quickies New Software: GirlFriend 1.0 OS Condoms  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
