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Lottery Winner
A guy wins the lottery and runs home. Upon entering the door he yells to his girlfriend, "Pack your bags *NOW* baby, I just won the lottery!" She responds, "Great, should I pack for the beach or mountains?" He tells her, "I don't give a shit, just get the hell out!" Related Articles: Marriage Advice by Kids Men vs Women Quickies New Software: GirlFriend 1.0 OS Condoms Psychology Student Rejection lines by women Roomates Scientists have discovered...  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
