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When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he switched to MS-Condom. To his surprise it was so good........and comfortable!. He used it happily. Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft after a month: A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! Related Articles: Psychology Student Rejection lines by women Roomates Scientists have discovered... Serious Dilemma Stop messing around with my wife The Birthday Gift The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
