|
|
Stop messing around with my wife
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought that the man looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some ticked-off husband wrote to me, and said he would kill me if I didn't stop messing around with his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "That bastard didn't sign his name!"
Related Articles: The Birthday Gift The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men The Female Guiness Book of Records The "For Women Only" Hotel The Girlfriend's Younger Sister The Glass Eye The Guys' Rules The Harley Davidson and the Vaseline
 To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.
 The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk.
|
| |