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Bad Pick Up Lines
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Below you will find some of the best pickup lines from our collection, if you came here to learn how to pick up, attract and seduce girls, then forget about the silly pick up lines and check out what David DeAngelo, one of the world's leading pickup artists and attraction gurus has to teach you about the subject.
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(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
(Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
(Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up)
Are my undies showing? (No) Would you like them to?
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
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