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(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? (Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer? (Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up) Are my undies showing? (No) Would you like them to? Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay? Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together. Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off. Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it? Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. Related Pickup Lines Articles: Cute Chat-up Lines Funny Chat-up Lines Ranuchy Chat-up Lines Romantic Chat-up Lines Smart Chat-up Lines Funny Pickup Lines Pick up lines for guys Great pick up lines Hilarious pick up lines Lame pick up lines Raunchy pick up lines Romantic pick up lines Sexy pick up lines Stupid pick up lines Sweet pick up lines Pick up lines for guys  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
