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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are you a model?
Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Baby, Im gonna make you so hot youll come away with a tan!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
C'mon, you know you want to.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Darling, you have lovely eyes... may I have them?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew....
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
Do you wash your clothes with Windex, cause I can see myself in your pants.
Excuse me Didn't I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Grab your coat. Youre pulled!
Have you tried the margarita in this club? Its hot, like you!
Hello, darling. Like a 20-ton polar bear, I thought that would break the ice.
Hello, gorgeous. Would you like to know where I got this suit?
Hey Baby, did you know your body is 95% water!! Lucky for you Im thirsty.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hey kitten how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
Hey, doll, theres something big going on around here and I mean to give you the thrill of your life.
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
Hi baby, is heaven on holiday?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, you'll do.
How about coming back to my place and turn my software into hardware?
How'd you like a smoothie like me to show you a good time?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Id pick you up but I want so save my energy for later.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
I'm dying, want to give me something to live for?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, fancy one last sin?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't
worry, I'll protect you.
Its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
Ive got the looks, body, money, personality and class and I'm willing to share it all with you.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the
most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Now, you have tried the rest, time for Simply the Best.
Pick a number between 1 and 10 Damn, you lose now take off your clothes.
Somebody call the cops because it's got to be illegal to look that good...
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Tonights your lucky night.
Wanna get lucky?
Wanna take a walk on the wild side?
Want to see my stamp collection?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.
Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb when he made you.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your search is over, here I am.
You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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