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Cute Chat-up Lines
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
Well here I am! What are your other two wishes?
I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Congratulations! You've been voted Most Beautiful Girl In This Room and the grand prize is a night with me!
I always wanted to meet someone like you, just once
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you come here often?
Nice shoes... wanna date?
So I noticed youre a girl.
Do you want to hear my (insert current chart-topping band) CD?
Oh damn, I'm sorry, It was a dare, you can kick me if you want...
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Excuse me. Would you like toast for breakfast or just me?
My friends call me NAME - do you want to be my friend?
I bet youve seen a lot of accidents because guys must fall for you all the time!
If you could have a date with anyone and go anywhere, where and with whom would you go? Well, would you like to settle
for a runner-up?
What would you like for breakfast?
Whats a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Would you like a drink, baby? Yes? Well, then lets have it at my place.
Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
I'm easy. Are you?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I see your tan lines?
I like it here now youve arrived.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do
something sometime.
Do you come here often? If so, I might.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
No chat up lines, just rubbish conversation.
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....a
woman.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Guys like me dont get girls like you why is that?
I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?
Are you religious? Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.
Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.
Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
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