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Dirty pick up lines
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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.
(Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.
Did we fuck last weekend?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognise you with your clothes on?
Do me if im wrong but you want to kiss me.
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Im like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
I'm not feeling myself today, may i feel you instead
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Is there a mirror in your pant cause i see myself in them.
It's not going to suck itself.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
Man that shirt is becoming you, but if i was that shirt i'd be-cumming too.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
Nice legs, at wich hour they open?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.
Why are you going, when you could be coming?
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Wow! Are those real?
You have some nice jewellery, it would look great on my nightstand
You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong
Your face or MINE!?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
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