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Funny Chat-up Lines
Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"
Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.
I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.
I suffer from amnesia - do I come here often?
I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
You look almost stupid enough to date me.
I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you behave yourself you can have me later.
You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.
I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.
I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.
Got any beer at Home?
I want to father your children.
You know, for a tall chick you're feet aren't too big.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals!!
Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!
What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
Whats a nice place doing in a girl like you?
I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?
Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.
Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question.
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
So, you're a girl huh?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Are you legal?
You'll do.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
So was I worth waiting for?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just like this all the time.
Is you hot or am I coming down with something?
Ive got the body of a Chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?
I have not had sex in three years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me?
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
You look like someone who enjoys a challenge
Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?
I'm invisible. Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You look just like my mother.
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions.
Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine
What's wrong with the women in here? They just don't like gorgeous guys anymore...
I'm not drunk, I'm always a little unstable.
Id buy you a drink but if Im going to crash and burn I should do it sober.
My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Are you Natasha, my contact?
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
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