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Funny Pickup Lines
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I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
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