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Are you Natasha, my contact? Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world! Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No) Damn! Be unique and different, say yes. Come on. We're leaving. Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Damn, I thought "Very-Fine" only came in a bottle! Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level? Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. (What's a "dick for"?) I'll show you. There's a woman like you in my dreams every night. There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. Tonight's sky must be empty, because all of the stars are sparkling in your eyes. We may only be ships that pass in the night. But should we meet again in fifty years, well still remember our one night together. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. What would you say is the best thing about being so gorgeous? Your place or mine? Related Pickup Lines Articles: Cute Chat-up Lines Funny Chat-up Lines Ranuchy Chat-up Lines Romantic Chat-up Lines Smart Chat-up Lines Funny Pickup Lines Corny pick up lines Cute pick up lines Dirty pick up lines Pick up lines for guys Raunchy pick up lines Romantic pick up lines Sexy pick up lines Stupid pick up lines Sweet pick up lines Pick up lines for guys  To our knowledge the jokes and funny pictures displayed on this site are in the public domain. If you believe we have infringed any copyright laws please contact us and the offending material will be removed immediately.  The pictures, jokes, quotes, and comics on this website have been gathered from all over the world. Some of the material may contain profanity, nudity, and other content that is offensive to some people. If you are easily offended, we advise that you should not browse our site. Use this website at your own risk. |
