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Ranuchy Chat-up Lines
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You remind me of breakfast cereal. I'd like to pour milk all over you and have you every morning.
Nice dress, but it would look much better on my bedroom floor!
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
My beds too big without you.
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
Nice legs, baby - what time do they open?
Your place or mine?
Try me once and what have you wasted - six hours of your life. It'd be more if we went for foreplay.
Wow - look at those puppies!
So, when are we gonna get naked?
Baby, I would lick you from head to toe.
That shirt is very becoming you on you, but if I were on you I'd "becoming" too.
Girl, you ain't never been loved 'till you've been loved by a bullrider.
You remind me of a championship fish--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Can I have your phone number after we have sex.
Wanna get sweaty?
You know, you have the best cleavage in this entire bar.
Hi, I'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything.
Baby, they say you are what you eat. Just think...I could be you by morning.
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
My car won't start, will you jump me?
If we were the last two people on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Come to me, and let me slay you with my sword of love.
Did ya know that a girls best friends are her legs? But, remember: there comes a time when even the best of friends must
part.
Do you have any Scot/Irish/Mexican/Texan etc in you? No? Would you like some?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
Fancy popping back to my place? Im positive something interesting will pop up!
Ill bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off you in 30 seconds!
Grab the remote control, dial a pizza, and lets get naked!
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
Howd you like to come back to my place to see my collection of martial (or is that marital) aids?
Howd you like to see your feet in my cars mirrors?
Howdya fancy going halves on a bastard?
If you think my medallion is big, wait till you see my joystick.
Join me on the couch and Ill plump up your cushions.
Sit on me and Ill guess your weight!
Take a tip from me; or, take it all, if you can.
Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed.
Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
Come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
Would you like to see me naked ??
Were you staring at my crotch?
So what do I have to do to make you notice me enough to let me have my wicked way with you?
I bet you look great naked.
What time do you get off and how?
Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?
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