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Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Baby, I would lick you from head to toe.
Baby, they say you are what you eat. Just think...I could be you by morning.
Can I have your phone number after we have sex.
Come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Come to me, and let me slay you with my sword of love.
Do you have any Scot/Irish/Mexican/Texan etc in you? No? Would you like some?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Fancy popping back to my place? Im positive something interesting will pop up!
Girl, you ain't never been loved 'till you've been loved by a bullrider.
Grab the remote control, dial a pizza, and lets get naked!
Hi, I'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
How'd you like to come back to my place to see my collection of martial (or is that marital) aids?
How'd you like to see your feet in my cars mirrors?
Howdya fancy going halves on a bastard?
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I bet you look great naked.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
If we were the last two people on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
If you think my medallion is big, wait till you see my joystick.
Ill bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off you in 30 seconds!
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
Join me on the couch and Ill plump up your cushions.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
My beds too big without you.
My car won't start, will you jump me?
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.
Nice dress, but it would look much better on my bedroom floor!
Nice legs, baby - what time do they open?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Sit on me and Ill guess your weight!
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
So what do I have to do to make you notice me enough to let me have my wicked way with you?
So, when are we gonna get naked?
Take a tip from me; or, take it all, if you can.
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
That shirt is very becoming you on you, but if I were on you I'd "becoming" too.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
Try me once and what have you wasted - six hours of your life. It'd be more if we went for foreplay.
Wanna get sweaty?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Were you staring at my crotch?
What time do you get off and how?
Would you like to see me naked ??
Wow - look at those puppies!
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
You know, you have the best cleavage in this entire bar.
You remind me of a championship fish--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
You remind me of breakfast cereal. I'd like to pour milk all over you and have you every morning.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed.
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Your place or mine?
Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
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