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Sexy pick up lines
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Below you will find some of the best pickup lines from our collection, if you came here to learn how to pick up, attract and seduce girls, then forget about the silly pick up lines and check out what David DeAngelo, one of the world's leading pickup artists and attraction gurus has to teach you about the subject.
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(Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blacket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No.) Wink.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Don't sweat the petty things... pet the sweaty things!
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
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