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Smart Chat-up Lines
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Below you will find some of the best pickup lines from our collection, if you came here to learn how to pick up, attract and seduce girls, then forget about the silly pick up lines and check out what David DeAngelo, one of the world's leading pickup artists and attraction gurus has to teach you about the subject.
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I think my phones broken. Here's my phone number, maybe you could call me tomorrow and check if its working?!!!
Here's some cash To call your Mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Excuse me... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I but it broke the ice.
You might as well sleep with me, I'll tell my friends you did anyway
Are you cold? Because I've been undressing you with my eyes.
Congratulations, youve just won the keys to the city and Im your guide.
Did you know, if I unraveled your cerebral cortex it would stretch all the way across your desk?
Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?
Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?
Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Heres my cellphone, call your Mom up and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey, babe, didnt we go to different schools together?
You know, if Im not in bed by 11, Ill have to go home.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Pardon me, have you seen my missing nobel prize around here anywhere?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Youre out of this world.
Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you...
If God made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and
number for insurance reasons.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
What's your favourite colour?
My mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
If I flip a coin and it lands heads, I call you, if it lands tails, you call me!
Would you sleep with me? No? Ok so how about a date?
Say 'no' to me and I'll give you a piece of my mind.....Say 'yes' and I'll give you a piece of something else.
You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?
Ive been practising my chatup lines all evening, do you mind if I take a break?
Im not trying to pick you up, you just look like you needed some intelligent conversation.
What would I have to say to make you interested?
I guess buying you a drink would be too corny how about some peanuts?
If I offered to walk you home would you promise we can take the car instead?
This whole chatup thing exhausts me. How about you just say yes or not to a straight question: do I have any chance
whatsoever of dating you?
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