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Stupid pick up lines
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Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.
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