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Movies You Shouldn't Watch After a Breakup
By Brian McDonald
After providing the list for CDs to rent and provide entertainment while you drown yourself in tears, blankets, and chocolates, here is the list of movies (no doubt a lengthier one) that you shouldn't be getting near at.
Kill Bill. At such a delicate state, you shouldn't be getting near this film, or the swords found in it. Although Kill Bill is up there in the list of the best violence-studded, sword-peppered, high-in-action film, the fact that Uma Thurman plays the avenging bride separated from her loved one wouldn't help at all. It also wouldn't help that she is tall and thin, can kick your butt, and looks like your ex's new girlfriend, especially if his first name is William.
Psycho. A girl checks into a motel and gets shot in the bath. How depressing can you get? If being alone means ending up dead in the hands of a schizoid who dresses up like his mother, give yourself twenty minutes into it and you'lbe begging your ex back. And that' not good at all. It' only a movie, yes, but Alfred Hitchcock is one fine movie maker.
My Best Friend' Wedding. After being rejected by the man of her dreams, Julianne ends up in his wedding dancing with her gay editor. Gorgeous she and the editor may be, but that's not the point.
City of Angels. An angel named Seth becomes mortal to legally enter a relationship with humans, and Maggie gets run over by a truck. They end up together - in spirit.
Sister Act. It doesn' matter if it' the first or the second Sister Act movie; a bunch of nuns singing and dancing and bouncing in their uniforms will not cheer you up. That, and the fact that these ladies have sworn celibacy for life.
Freddy vs Jason. You shouldn't, under any circumstance, see this movie anyway.
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