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The Other Side of Getting Dumped: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Ways
By Jo Robinson
For girls desperate to lose their guys, the following will send him running out the door.
1. Ditch him three times in a row.
Set a date with him, and cancel on the last minute. Cancel when he rings the door. Or just don't show up at all. If he forgives you a third time, ditch him for the fourth time.
2. Pick Fights
Pick a fight with him for the most trivial matters: him being 10 minutes late, wearing a color that doesn't match your clothes, never calling when you want him to call you, breathing on your ear, wearing the wrong perfume, anything! You can even scold him for having a bad hair day.
3. Refuse to be seen around him without your oversized sombrero on.
When he asks to discuss it, refuse to talk.
4. Hang up on him in the middle of a conversation.
This is especially effective in the middle of a heated argument. It tells him that you do not like discussing matters with him, and you're leaving no room for compromise. Done at random, he will only think you've got a bad connection.
5. Run away with his bed bud.
6. Stop communication for three years, after which you'd be pronounced dead in some states.
By the time you get back, he'd at least be seeing another girl.
7. Get Angelina Jolie to date him.
If that doesn't work, get Penelope Cruz.
8. Tell him it's not you, it's him.
He'd be so boggled as to what that means, he'd just let you go.
9. Tell him you're seeing someone else.
Or better yet, see someone else.
10. Or you can just tell him it's all over, and why.
The Whole point is that the first nine ways to lose him are absurd or ten times more difficult than just sitting down with him, laying out the problem, and being honest with him that the only way you see out of it is through a breakup.
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